
Please whatever you do don't believe this crap. I'm the cutest and I'm the baby just look at me. She is so horrible that I have to put two chewy's in my mouth at a time just to keep her from eating them. Oh yeah and that raccoon I killed the other night. Yeah I wouldn't of had to do it if this new maggot hadn't invited it over to eat the garbage.

Don't listen to anything she says. I'm cute and everyone loves me. My parents hoped I wouldn't bite so hard or try to kill gramma's chickens but what can I say I'm a wiener dog and can't help it. Do you have anything to eat?

Man I'd love to eat this size 11 boot. The best part is that I won't even get in trouble cause I'm so cute.

I get very tired. My crazy parents keep trying to convince me I'm a farm dog but I haven't caught on yet. That's okay at least my mom is warm furniture.

Hi it's easier to eat out of the bowl in it than out of the bowl out of it. Clear as mud?
Oh and get a load of that giant head to the right that is drinking MY water. I have a hard life.